What's up, Dino? Last night, I had a pretty cool Zootopia dream. In my dream, I was the only human being in Zootopia. And I even joined the ZPD. Inside, I was wearing a police uniform and was delivering some paperwork to Chief Bogo. But then, Judy came to me.
Me: Eh, what's up, dino?
Just a little heads up, Nick said he'll be back this afternoon.
Me: Hmm, thanks for the head up, Jude. Now, I gotta get this paperwork to the chief.
*After a while, I found Chief Bogo, talking with Clawhauser.*
Me: S'up, Clawhauser. *To Chief Bogo* Anyway, I got the paper you wanted me to get. And Judy said that Nick will be back this afternoon. But I'm gonna bet he'll come sooner.
Chief Bogo: *Takes the paperwork* Very good. And Josh.
Chief Bogo: Keep up the good work.
Me: I will. And I gotta say, I'm still overwhelmed that I'm the only human in Zootopia.
Chief Bogo: Now you know how Ms. Hopps feels.
Me: And I'm more then just an "ordinary" human
Clawhauser: Why's that?
Me: Alright, I think it's time I showed you. But give me a little room.
*Clawhauser and Bogo just step back a bit. And then they saw a glowing picture on my chest, and my eyes went slit thin and glowed a gold yellow.*
Me: GO DINO...!!!
*I went Velociraptor*
me: See what I mean?
*Both the chief and Clawhauser are shocked, they couldn't speak. Until Clawhauser broke the silence.*
Clawhauser: What... are you?
me: Me? I'm a Velociraptor. A speedy, highly intelligent predator, lived during the Late Cretaceous Period in Asia, 75 to 71 million years in the past. I can run up to 60-70 miles per hour.
Chief Bogo: That's as fast as cheetah's.
I know. But the raptors are the first speedsters.
Chief Bogo: How did you turn into... this animal.
me: It's... kind of a long story. But I have the power to turn into any dinosaur. And I mean any dinosaur. You got a superhero as a cop in ZPD.
Don't get to overconfident, Mr. Olivo.
me: I know, I know. Now, if you excuse me, I have work to do.
*I ran with my awesome raptor-like speed.*
Chief Bogo: *Light chuckle* That's gonna take some getting use to...
Next in the dream, Judy came to my new place to hang out. She was making herself right at home. But then, I was back in my raptor form, and decided to have a little "fun" with Judy...
Josh sure has a nice place. Much more room then my apartment.
*Judy was making her way to the living room, and I was sneaking up on her. I move fast behind some of my furniture. One of Judy's ears went up.*
*Judy looks around for a moment, and shrugs.*
Probably just hearing things.
*Judy set's her stuff down and sits on one of my couches. I then ran past her from behind. This caused her too look around again.*
Seriously, what is that?
*Judy get's back up and looks around.*
Look, Josh, if this is some practical joke, it's not funny!
*I was standing right behind her in raptor form. She felt a little warm wind behind her neck.*
me: *huffed hissing*
*Gasp and shudders!*
*Judy slowly turns around and sees me in my raptor form, but she doesn't know it's me though.*
Oh sweet cheese and crackers....
*Judy screams and runs. She runs as fast as she could. Rabbits are fast, up to 45 miles per hour. But Velociraptors are faster, 60-70 miles per hour. And raptor can jump up 12 feet (24 length). I jump right in front of Judy and cornered her.*
me: *Hiss of death*
*I was getting closure.*
*I jumped to her and my teeth are right in front of her*
*opens her eyes* What...?
*I changed back to human form*
Me: TA DA!!!
Me: The one and only!
*Suddenly, my Spider-Sense tingles*
*Judy tries to jump on me, but I dodged my doing a side flip.*
Judy: THAT WASN'T FUNNY, JOSH!!! YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!!!
Me: Alright, alright, I'm sorry. But you gotta admit, I gotcha.
*Judy then smiles*
Alright, you got me.
But scare me lake that again, I WILL kill you!
Me: I'll keep that in mind.
What was that anyway?
Me: What? This?
*I went back to raptor form*
me: *Soft growling*
me: Oh, yeah. I can turn into any dinosaur. Long story. And this Dino that I am now, is a Velociraptor. Speedy and intelligent predator. Speed is 60-70 miles per hour, lived in Asia during the Late Cretaceous Period, 75 to 71 million years in the past.
*I changed back to human form.*
Me: All part of being a superhero.
Judy: Must be fun.
Me: You have no idea...
*I open a window.*
Me: Now if you excuse me, *I turned my arms to Pteranodon wings* I gotta fly.
*I took off into the air.*
Wow... just... wow...
And that was my Zootopia dream, folks.
Have any of you had a Zootopia dream? If you have, leave a comment bellow if you want.</b>