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Topless Emergency part 3

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Topless Emergency part 3*

*I made it to the closet*

Ultimate Spider-Man me: Girls, we're off the hook! We just need to find Jack and his little pal. Wanna help me out?

All the girls: WHAT?!?

Rainbow Dash: Are you crazy?!? We don't have any shirts on! Everyone will see us!

Rarity: *indignation* Really, Joshua Olivo, you ought to be more considerate!

Ultimate Spider-Man me: *Shoots black webbing and covered there chests. The symbiote pieces made into shirts* There. Problem solved.

Pinkie Pie: *amused* Ooh... Gooey!

Rarity: Goodness! How can you wear something that's alive and so dark?!

Ultimate Spider-Man me: *shrugs* Comes with the job, I guess. Being a superhero has its habits.

Rainbow Dash: *in admiration* Oh man, this is SO AWESOME!!! I gotta get me one of those suits!

Sunset: *cautiously* Uh, I think you might want to hold on to that request, Rainbow Dash. We don't even know what Josh's suit is fully capable of.

Ultimate Spider-Man me: Okay ladies. We're not gonna find Jack and his buddy standing here, let's ROLE OUT!!! *Does tall heroic pose*

Pinkie Pie: Uh... wrong franchise Joshie.

Ultimate Spider-Man me: ...let's just go. *Web-Swings*

*Everyone splits up and looks for anything suspicious. Rarity and Fluttershy checked out the girls bathrooms. Sunset Shimmer and Pinkie Pie checked out the hallways. Applejack and Rainbow Dash checked out the soccer field. And me and Twilight checked the gym.*

Ultimate Spider-Man me: *Wall-crawling* Hmm...

Twilight: *Looking around* This is gonna be tougher then I thought...

Ultimate Spider-Man me: *Hangs upside down on black Web-line in front of her* Find anything, babe?

Twilight: Nothing under the bleachers. How about you?

Ultimate Spider-Man me: No, nothin' yet.

*Then my Spider-Sense tingles and I saw 2 suspicious dudes*

Ultimate Spider-Man me: :spidey: Hold up sexy Spino, Spidey-Sense goin' nuts!

Twilight: I see them! *points* Right outside the doors!

*Just then, Twilight hears her cellphone ringing. She picks up and, upon seeing Pinkie Pie's name on the dial, answers the call.*

Twilight: Talk to me, Pinkie.

Pinkie Pie: *talking in a very hyperactive voice* Scary dude! Scary dude in a black ninja outfit! Climbing one of the air vents!

Ultimate Spider-Man me: Black Ninjas?! NOT GETTING AWAY FROM ME!!!! *Web-Swings*

Twilight: Josh, wait!!!

*The ninja walked out of the air vent and was now in the hallway*

Ultimate Spider-Man me: STOP!!! *Shoot's black webbing at the ninja*

*The ninja spots me, gives a high-pitched scream, and ducks before the webs can take their hit. Then he—or she—runs off to the next hall.

Ultimate Spider-Man me: *puzzled* Hm... Sounds pretty young for a ninja.

*The ninja tries to escape*

Ultimate Spider-Man me: YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY FROM ME!!! *Web's the ninjas feet*

*The ninja trips on the web and lands on the floor belly first. I drag the perpetrator towards me, with Twilight catching up.*

Ultimate Spider-Man me: *inspecting* Man, you even look small for a ninja. Who are you?

*But before the ninja can reply, the three of us can hear Rarity shouting from the other side of the school.*

Rarity: Halt in the name of fashion, you scoundrels!!

Twilight: Think we should help?

Ultimate Spider-Man me: Nah, let the others have their fun. We've snatched our own little bandit.

Twilight: You sure?

Ultimate Spider-Man me: Eh, what the heck. We'll help the others. *I webbed the ninja to the lockers* Don't go away now, We'll be right back. *Web-Swings*

*On the other side, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Sunset, and Applejack are hot on the other two ninjas tail. The figures in black may be small, but they're pretty fast. As they near a "fork in the road," they nod to each other and split up.*

Rainbow Dash: You gotta be kidding!

*Me and Twilight reach the other's and saw the 2 ninjas split up*

Ultimate Spider-Man me: OH NO YOU DON'T!!! *Shoot out 2 black tentacles from my hands*

*The tentacles grabbed the 2 ninjas by the waist and got dragged to me*

Ultimate Spider-Man me: Ninjas, get ready for a world of PAIN!!! *Got out 4 sharp tentacles from my back and I raised a fist*

Ninja 1: Wait! Josh, don't!

Ninja 2: It's us!

*I lay my fist down, clearly surprised. I recognize those voices. Heck, all the girls are stunned by what they've just heard. The ninjas quickly remove their masks, revealing themselves to be...

Rarity: *wide-eyed* Sweetie Belle...?

Applejack: *likewise shocked* Apple Bloom...?

Ultimate Spider-Man me: Sweetie Belle?! Apple Bloom?! You 2 where the ninjas?!

Ninja 3: And me.

*The ninja took off the mask and it was Scootaloo*

Ultimate Spider-Man me: You too Scootaloo?!

Scootaloo: Yeah...

*Then I got our more tentacles and shoved the Crusaders on the lockers.*

Ultimate Spider-Man me: *Symbiote taking control* YOU 3 BETTER START TALKING OR ELSE I'LL PIERCE MY TENTACLES THROUGH YOU!!! *Gets out more sharp tentacles*

*The girls quivered in terror, tears forming in their eyes. But I don't care. Seeing my would-be victims suffer for their injustices drives me to act. Just then, I feel my Spider Sense tingling. But by the time I turn my head to find Rainbow Dash's fist coming my way, it's too late. She hits me square in the jaw. The impact sends me reeling backward and the tentacles all disappear back into my suit.*

Rainbow Dash: *outraged* Josh, what's gotten into you?!? Have you got your Dino predator instincts on overload or something?!?

Ultimate Spider-Man me: *in the middle of recovering* Huh??? Wha...?

Rarity: *holding a scared Sweetie Belle in her arms* Yes, that's my sister you tried to hit!

Applejack: *doing the same with Apple Bloom* And mine, too! Just 'cause they started makin' trouble don't mean they deserve a knuckle sandwich!

Ultimate Spider-Man me: Oh man, I'm so sorry! It's the suit! I think I spend a little to much time with it, I better get it off before I-- *But then the symbiote was now taking control in rage mode. Tentacles came out.* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twilight: JOSH!!!

Sunset: Man... I wish I had my sonic emitter, but it's in my jacket pocket!

Scootaloo: *takes out the little gadget from her pocket* I've got it!

Sunset: Huh? *takes it* Oh, thanks, Scootaloo! But where...?

Apple Bloom: Less talkin', more sonic blastin'!

Spider-Man me: *Symbiote tentacles are now all over my body in rage mode* YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE WRONG SPIDER!!! *Shoots out the Tentacles from my body*

*But then, Sunset fires the sonic emitter and I stop in my tracks, the symbiote writhing with pain. It's slowly being put under control. The tentacles are now slowly sinking back where they came from. However, everyone realizes that it's not just my symbiote suffering from the noise and vibration.*

*Symbiote's in pain!!!!*

All 7 girls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twilight: What is this?! AAAHHH!!!!!

Rainbow Dash: TURN IT OFF!!!!!!

Sunset: *cringing* I've... GOT IT!!!

*As soon as Sunset switches the emitter, all is quiet. The symbiote and its shirt-like pieces are now calm and still.*

Rainbow Dash: *Panting* So That's what the suit feels when it's being around sounds.

Sweetie Belle: Now will you give us a chance to explain?

*Later, at the Carousel Boutique...

Ultimate Spider-Man me: *on the wall above them* Okay you 3, explain yourselves.

Sweetie Belle: *feeling abashed* Well... Rarity?

Rarity: Yes?

Sweetie Belle: Do you remember when you said you were having problems with your laundry machine?

Rarity: Yes, I'm still trying to get that thing fixed. I just don't know what's wrong with it.

Sweetie Belle: That's why took all your shirts from under your noses. I thought we'd give it a try as laundry ninjas.

Applejack: *raises an eyebrow* "Laundry... ninjas?"

Scootaloo: Yeah, I kinda came up with the gig myself.

Rainbow Dash: But where did you learns all those lessons about stealth and... how'd you get so fast?

Apple Bloom: From you, Rainbow Dash. Y'all taught me those moves on karate, remember?

*Rainbow Dash's eyes widen. Beads of sweat trickle down her face. Her cheeks flush with embarrassment as I and everyone else Mane Seven stare at her with bewilderment.*

Ultimate Spider-Man me: So this whole thing was just the CMC giving the girls a laundry day.

Scootaloo: Yup, sounds about right.

Sweetie Belle: BTW Josh, is this costume... alive...?

Ultimate Spider-Man me: It's a living alien parasite called a "Symbiote".

Apple Bloom: Hmm... *Tries to touch it*

*When Apple Bloom touched it, a small piece of the symbiote came off and got on her*

Apple Bloom: Huh...?

*Suddenly the symbiote was forming into a shirt on her*

Apple Bloom: Whoa!

Sweetie Belle: Ooh...

Scootaloo: That's very cool! I gotta have one of these.

Ultimate Spider-Man me: Not in your life, Missy.

*At that moment, I call the symbiote part back to my suit, thus separating it from Apple Bloom.*

CMC: *in disappointment* Aw...

Twilight: What I can't figure is how you would manage to clean clothes without a washing machine.

Apple Bloom: *beaming from ear to ear* Simple. We'd use the old Apple Family way of beating clothes on a rock by the lake! Works 100%!

Rarity: *a bit uncomfortable* Applejack... Did you teach your sister these... unorthodox methods?

Applejack: *smiles proudly* More or less.

Ultimate Spider-Man me: So where did you 3 put the girls clothes?

Sweetie Belle: In our backpacks.

*The crusaders got the shirts and tops out of there backpacks*

Ultimate Spider-Man me: Cool. Okay symbiotes, fun's over. *Snaps fingers*

*The Symbiote pieces are now off the girls and returned to me and the girls were shirtless again*

Fluttershy: EEK!!! *covers her breasts, blushing madly*

Ultimate Spider-Man me: This day just keeps gettin' better and better.

Rarity: *indignant* Joshua! Really! That's no way to treat a lady!

Pinkie Pie: *disappointed* Aw... Bye-bye, gooey shirt. I'll miss you.

*The CMC look on as all the Mane Seven, except Pinkie Pie, do what they can to shield their exposed cleavages. Their reaction is one of shame and awkwardness.*

Sunset: *sternly* Now you see the trouble you've given us? We would've been the laughing stock of the whole school!

Rainbow Dash: That is so not cool... Even I wouldn't try something as crazy as playing soccer topless in public!

Scootaloo: *scratches her head* Uh...

Sweetie Belle: *giggles nervously*

Apple Bloom: Never thought it'd be that bad.

Applejack: Ya think? Fluttershy's got her first date with Big Macintosh tonight and y'all almost ruined it for her.

Ultimate Spider-Man me: Hey, hey, hey, go easy on them. Sure they made a mess of things but we got out of it. Right?

Rainbow Dash: Hey, you didn't have this problem cause you have a living space suit! *Pokes the symbiote*

*Then the stmbiote formed a head of Venom from the chest and roared at Dashie*

Symbiote Venom head: ROOOOOAAAARR!!!!

Rainbow Dash: *stoically* Knock it off...

*Instantly, the Venom head disappears back into my suit.*

Ultimate Spider-Man me: *Chuckles* He doesn't like being poked.

Twilight: Sweetie, don't you think it's time you put away that costume?

Ultimate Spider-Man me: Okay symbiote, you heard her.

*The symbiote came off and I was shirtless*

Me: Hey, do you guys feel a breeze?

Twilight: *blushing* Well, now that you mention it, I do feel kinda cold...

Scootaloo: *gags* Get a room, you two!

Apple Bloom: *guiltily* We're really sorry 'bout what happened. We just wanted to help y'all with any dirt ya got on yer clothes.

Sweetie Belle: It's what Rarity would've wanted.

Rarity: *slightly surprised* Well, I appreciate the sentiment, Sweetie Belle, but pilfering shirts from everyone's noses is not my forte.

Apple Bloom: *hands over Fluttershy's shirt and bra* And Fluttershy... we're sorry we put you in a bit of a pickle. Ah know how much mah brother means to you, and Ah didn't wanna ruin yer date.

Fluttershy: *takes her top clothes* Oh, that's alright, Apple Bloom. At least you didn't take all of our clothes.

Sweetie Belle: *blushing* Yeah, well... it was my idea that we only take the tops.

Scootaloo: Hey, I thought it was my idea!

Me: *Webs Scootaloo's mouth* That's enough you 3. Now, if you'd excuse me, I have to do a little workout. *dose push ups with one hand* *Panting*

Sweetie Belle: Is there any way we can make it up to you?

Rarity: *ponders* Hm... Well, since my washing machine is in need of repairs...

To be continued...
Here's part 3 of Topless Emergency! Looks like the 3 top snatchers where the... CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!!! It was them the whole time! Now they want to make it up for the girls.

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Logan: .......*watching everything going on* Hm.....*thinking: "She finally got her clothes back......how nice of the love of my life to get her clothes back....."*