Zero to Hero

Zero to Hero

Twilight: Bless my soul!
Josh was on a roll!

Rarity: Person of the week in every opinion poll!

Rainbow Dash: What a pro!

Applejack: Josh could stop a show!

Pinkie Pie: Point him at a evildoer and you're talking SRO!

All 7 girls: He was a no one!
A zero, zero!

Sunset Shimmer: Now he's a hot shot!

All 7 girls: He's a hero!

Rainbow Dash: Here was a teen with his act down pat!

All 7 girls: From zero to hero in no time flat! Zero to hero!

Twilight: just like that!

All 7 girls: When he smiled
The girls went wild with
oohs and aahs!

Fluttershy: And they slapped his face! On ev'ry vase!

Rainbow Dash: (on ev'ry "vase")

All 7 girls: From hero's fees and royalties Our Josh had cash to burn!
Now nouveau riche and famous!

Pinkie Pie: He could tell you What the people should earn!

All 7 girls: Say AMEN! There he goes again!

Pinkie Pie: Sweet and undefeated!

Rainbow Dash: And an awesome 10 for 10!

All 7 girls: Folks lined up, Just to watch him flex!

Twilight: And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs!~

All 7 girls: Joshie, he comes! He sees, he conquers! Honey, the crowds were Going bonkers! He showed the moxie, brains, and spunk!
From zero to hero!

Twilight: A major hunk!

All 7 girls: Zero to hero!

Principal Celestia: And who'da thunk?

Sunset Shimmer: Who put the glad in gladiator?

All: Joshua!

Rarity: Whose daring deeds are great theater?

All: Joshua!

Applejack: Is he bold?

All: No one braver!

Twilight: Is he sweet?

All 7 girls: Our favorite flavor!

Twilight: Mmm~

All 7 girls: Joshua, Joshua, Joshua, Joshua, Joshua, Joshua!!! Bless my soul! Josh was on a roll! Undefeated! Riding high!

Fluttershy: And the nicest guy!

All 7 girls: not conceited! He was a nothin'! A zero, zero! Now he's a hot shot! He's a hero! He hit the heights at breakneck speed! From zero to hero! Josh is a hero! NOW HE'S A HERO!!!

Me: *Does tall heroic pose with Twilight holding on to my muscular torso* Yes indeed!